Oh my Gladness!
I have an online store!
By some strike of luck and a bit of work, it has items in it!
Purchase them now before they are gone! But only if you really really want them. Because I can only make so many at a time! I take it back, buy them all immediately even if you don't want them for yourself. Somebody you know will love them as a gift, effectively filling your existence with joy and gratitude, from them, and me!
UPDATE: new puppets available: